Steven Wright: I was wondering how my life would be different if I'd been born a day earlier. Then, I started thinking it would be exactly the same, except I would have asked myself the same question a day earlier.

Me: I was wondering how different my life would be if I'd been born a day earlier. Then, I started thinking it would be exactly the same, except that I would have been a day older, when I posted this joke -- or I would have posted it a day earlier. But, I did post it a day ago -- does that mean I was born a day earlier?